1. |
Mister Platoon
02:05
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(Tu-la lu-la - (Repeated))
Posh Mister Platoon,
He wants to be a skinhead,
And Gerry's Socks are made of plastic bread.
Plastic Bread,
P p p p p.
And Delilah,
She wants to be a street singer,
La la la la la.
La la la la la.
Give your coins,
Give,
Gift your coins,
to Mister Platoon.
(Oh, why, why must you hurt me so.)
Oh, I want to be rich,
I want to be rich,
I want to be rich.
(Oh, why, why must you hurt me so, oh.)
I want to be rich,
Truthfully,
I want to be rich,
Truthfully.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Well, I want to be rich,
Rich,
Rich,
Rich.
Wa pa pa pa pow,
Wa pow.
Please don't step on my chest my hat is on fire,
Please don't step on my chest my hat is on fire.
Look over the hill and out of the doorway,
Look over the hill and out of the doorway,
Look over the hill and out of the doorway,
Look over the hill and out of the doorway.
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Mouse mouse mouse,
Mouse mouse mouse,
Mouse mouse mouse,
Mouse mouse mouse,
What do you want,
From me?
From me.
'All my friends want to make some money,
All my friends want to make some money.'
Ribbit ribbit roo,
Moo moo moo,
Bounce bounce bounce,
Ribbit ribbit roo.
I don't have any money to give you,
My pockets are empty,
Just pocket lint,
And a rubber band.
Nothing more.
Nothing more.
'Now you listen hear,
(Squeek squeek.)
You better give us some of that pocket lint and that rubber band,
So we can sell it on the black market.
Mmm....
Don't run away,
You know,
We will get you!'
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3. |
Eyeballs Are Strange
02:03
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Eyeballs,
they are strange, are they not?
Eyeballs,
They are strange, are they not?
Well, I think so,
Well, I've seen them in my satsuma jam dreams,
Satsuma jam dreams,
where the clouds are made of cheese and lemon curd.
(Hmmm)
It rains all the time,
(Shhhh.)
(Pitter patter, pitter patter, tip tap. Rain Sound.)
(Rain Sound.)
(All the time.)
(Rain sound)
Never ceases,
Ceases.
The rain,
The rain.
Purple grass,
It grows here,
And I eat it by the fistful,
Fistful of dollars.
(Ahhhh)
(Hmm)
To find the answers,
To find the answers,
Dont go away,
(dont go.)
Away,
Away,
Away,
Brain is the most delicious dessert.
(Why don't you take your time?)
Pudding.
Brain,
Dessert,
Pudding,
Dessert,
Pudding,
Dessert ,
Pudding,
Dessert ,
Pudding.
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4. |
Becoming an Apple
00:58
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(Hmmm.)
Outside,
We find,
Butterflies,
And ants,
They dance,
Around,
All the time.
Then I become an apple,
A sour apple,
Frowning.
(Mmmm.)
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My Gherkin says she doesn't love me anymore,
(Eeeee)
Green pickle,
(anymore)
How I love you.
(Anymore)
(Greeeeen)
Green pickle
(anymore)
How I love you
(Weeee)
How I love you
(anymore)
(Eeee)
Gherkin,
Green pickle.
Anymore,
Anymore.
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6. |
Pixel Face
01:56
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Pixel face,
Where do you think you are going?
Pixel face (x4)
Magic potion,
(Where.)
Magic potion,
(Where.)
Where do you think you are going?
Going.
Pixel face,
(Pixel face.)
Pixel face,
(Pixel face.)
Pixel face,
(Pixel face.)
Pixel face,
(Pixel face.)
(Weeee (x2))
Blurred lines, (x3)
Blurred lines,
(Pa pa pom.)
Blurred lines,
(pa pa pam.)
Seen your face before,
(On the beach.)
Seen your face before,
(On the beach.)
Seen your face before,
(On the beach.)
(In the sand.)
Seen your face before,
(In the sand.)
Seen your face before,
Seen your face before,
Seen your face before.
Dancing in the moonlight.
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7. |
Old Railroad Track
01:33
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Click clack,
Click clack,
Railroad track.
(x2)
Goldfish swiming around.
(Harmonica solo.)
Railroad tracks,
Going click clack,
Click clack,
And they don't come back.
What will be will be. (x2)
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8. |
The Lost Waltz
02:12
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To dance is to dance,
And nothing else,
Nothing more,
Nothing less.
To dance is to dance,
Nothing more,
Nothing more.
So dont you look at me like that again,
Again.
(Ahhehehum)
I'll step on your toes.
Step on your toes,
Step on your toes.
Why would u hurt me?
Why would u hurt me?
Please could I have this dance with you?
Could I have this dance with you?
1 2 3 4,
1 2 3 and 4,
and 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8,
and 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8,
1 2 3 4 5 5 5 5 6 6 7 8.
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I am wearing green shoes,
Because my shoes are green.
(x4)
Greeeeeeeeeeeeen shoes.
I am wearing green shoes,
Because my shoes are green.
(x4)
Green shoes,
Green shoes,
Green,
Green shoes.
I am wearing green shoes,
Because my shoes are green.
(x3)
Because, (x6)
My shoes, (x2)
Are,
Green.
Because my shoes are green,
I am wearing green shoes,
Because my shoes are green.
I am wearing green shoes.
Green shoes.
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10. |
Swamp Monster
02:11
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The swamp monster,
Wants to eat my eyes.
Eat my eyes,
Eat my eyes.
Let me run away,
Please,
Please,
Please,
Please.
I ran as fast as I could,
But that slimy creature never understood.
(Ahhh)
(Growls)
Swamp creature,
I am becoming you.
(Hm Hm hm.)
Swamp creature
Swamp creature
Wants to eat my eyes.
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Colossal Squid,
Going down the middle of the road,
With its tentacles,
Eating treacle,
Treacle from the trees.
And the squid looked at me.
And turned into a sheep,
And this is what the sheep said:
(Blulululublubblulublobblobblob)
'Treacle treacle treacle treacle treacle.
Bu pop pa dom pow.'
I looked into the sheeps eyes,
(Oooh.)
Suddenly a strange sensation washed over me,
I began to grow a thousand legs,
And six million teeth,
I became a monster of the sea,
And together we went to see the stars,
And on the moon,
We ruled peacefully,
Over rocks.
Peacefully,
Peacefully.
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12. |
Warm Afternoon in June
01:34
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Afternon,
Afternoon in June,
It is a warm afternoon,
It is a warm afternoon in June.
Where the flowers,
They grow high.
(sunflower seeds)
Where the flower,
They grow high.
Will the sun shine on me, (x2)
On this warm afternoon in June?
Where the flowers grow,
(Grrrrr)
Grow so high.
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MR STANKFOOT England, UK
I make music sometimes when I'm bored.
Very cool. Epic!
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